1:16 AM
Today I was wearing what I thought was a cute skirt and top, and it is from the front. But I caught a glimpse of my back side in the mirror today and all I could think of was..."I like big butts and I cannot lie, you otha brothas can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and..."
No, I am not kidding, these exact song lyrics went through my mind after I thought, "Dang Brooke! You have a booty!"
Now I know I am almost seven months pregnant but common...last I checked the baby was in my tummy not my backside. Mom jeans where are you? They just look so secure, safe and perfectly snug...j/k If I ever wear mom jeans and you consider yourself my friend please intervene!
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